He wanted to buy earrings for his girlfriend. “Diamond earrings”, he said to the salesman as we entered the jewellery shop. After 20 minutes, he finally found the ones which he loved. To see how they looked, he put one earring into my left earlobe and asked salesman for its pair. “I had given you both.” He claimed.
One earring was missing. There was chaos in the shop, so we left without making any purchase. While we were walking towards the parking, my friend said to me, “I swallowed it.”
“You, thief!!”
“It was an accident. I was just holding it between my teeth.”
“Now what?”
“Hospital. Please?”